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一封幽默的英文情书

日期:2019-03-20作者:利利人气:

一封幽默的英文情书

喜欢上王小姐后,决定要给她写一封情书,这封情书一定要不落俗套。苦思之下,触发了灵感,现在卖饼干说是卖克力架,做网站的想办法上纳斯达克,那我也走国际路线,写封英文情书,扯着虎皮拉大旗,显示一下自己的才华吧。 : : Dear wang litte girl : : 亲爱的王小姐:(翻译这句,我可费了不少心思,中文直接用”亲爱的”未免显得肉中有肉,麻中有麻,还是老外开放,一般朋友也可以用dear,这样自己的贼心可以得到满足而又不唐突。姐想译成sister吧,怕她理解成小妹,一开始就叫人小妹,我好意思开口,人家还不一定好意思应呢,把小姐译成littlegirl吧,又怕她理解成小丫头,这样”wang littlegirl”变成了王小丫,上天作证,我可没有喜欢这个漂亮的主持人,其实主要知道喜欢了也白搭,就象明知是垃圾股又何必再投资进去呢?最后采用考试时常用的方法-----丢硬币决定还是译成litte girl。) : : From see you oneeye, I shit love you. :(本想写”自从见你第一眼,我便对你魂牵梦绕”,可魂牵梦绕我实在译不出,只好写成”我便爱上你”,”便”译成shit是邻居小孩告诉我的,他说VCD里老有人说:”shit”,这个shit就是”便”。) : : your eyes close,I die;your eyes open ,I come back olive.Youreyes close and open again and again ,I die again andagain.你的眼睛闭上,我就死了,你的眼睛睁开,我又活过来了,你眼睛眨呀眨,我就死去活来。 : : Maybe you do not know me ,nomatter.one see clock emotion is pop. :“也许你还不认识我,没有关系,一见钟情很流行。” :(译一见钟情颇费了一番功夫,一、见、情都会,但钟字怎么译呢,一抬头,见闹钟上写着呢:clock,pop这个词是从电视中学来的,最流行的音乐唱片就是top of thepops,呵呵,处处留心皆学问呀。): : I think I should introduce myself to you. : 我想应该介绍一下自己。 :(事实证明我的英文启蒙老师很有远见,她说要是哪天你到了国外,要找外国MM套磁,就要用这句。不过,不知她有没有想到我现在是用这句话来唬中国MM。): : I call Li old big. toyear 25. : 我叫李老大,今年25.(今天是today,那么今年是toyear,没有错的吧。): : My home four mouth people:papa,mama,I andDD. : 我家有四更多请登录励志哥网口人:爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。 :(还好,幸亏在网上混了这么多年,知道GG,JJ,MM,DD怎么写的。): : I beat letter very fast,because I am a computer high hand.Ievenact as black guest. : 我打字很快,因为我是电脑高手,我甚至还当过黑客呢。: : I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you. :我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。 :(“操”译成fuck也是邻居小孩告诉我的,他还说VCD里就是这么译的,人家外国电影不会用错的。): : Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut myhair to be a monk , and find a place where many monkslive in to over mylife. : 请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。 :(实在想不起嫁字怎么译了,好在我脑袋灵光,嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起吗?祸不单行,庙字我又忘记怎么译了,不过这也难不倒我,好多和尚住的地方不就是庙吗?为自己的聪明鼓掌!至于了此一生,打游戏时最后不是gameover吧,over当然就是结束啦。): : : your old big : 你的老大 :(为了表示亲切,署名时我省去了姓,不过你的老大听起来有点象黑社会的感觉,算了,不管它啦。) : :好了,我的第一封英文情书就这样隆重诞生了,看见了吧,知识就是力量,这肯定是一发攻克MM心城的重型炮弹,为我的好运祝福吧! :哦,为写这封情书熬了一个通宵,天都亮了,该doearly fuck(做早操)去了!

What The Future May Hold

一封幽默的英文情书

To: Divine Demon ~ From: Barbara

Dear Divine Demon,

I understand that we have not been together for very long, but I want to express to you the love that I feel. My life has been a hellish nightmare, one that haunts and never leaves me to peace. The day that I realized that I loved you, my bad dreams ceased.

What I feel for you is that awesome love that poets write about and that we mere mortals only dream of experiencing. It is the love that is considered unconditional and undying; so great that my heart seems to burst with the joy of it. I cannot fathom living my life without you - waking would never be the same without your sweet face to look forward to; I would not be living, just existing; sleeping would be impossible without you to dream of.

You have made my life worth every moment, every breath. I know that we are young, and as such are thought not to feel such intense emotion, but what I feel is true and blindi(励志哥 lizhige.vip)ng in it's power. You have swept me away and proved to me that magic exists - in you.

We will be separated soon, but I believe and have faith that what we feel for each other will overcome and outlast the distance. My heart is yours, my soul in your keeping. Please treasure it. Mi amas vin!

With love,

Angel in Mist

My Heart's Reconsideration

一封幽默的英文情书

To: Bing ~ From: Jayr

Dear Bing,

Perhaps you will be astonished for receiving a letter from me. I just want you to know that a letter is more eloquent than words. That is why this will definitely speak for itself. I am a little bit confused on how and what to do just to eradicate from my vivid mind your charming and beautiful face. The more time I spend with you the more I like everything about you and the more I want to find out all about you - how you think, how you feel, what your dreams are and everything nice from you. If I could only do something just to persuade you.

I cannot study well, and everything I wish to do was left undone because of this unexplainable emotion. I promised myself before, not to see you anymore or talk to you - just to forget you, but these promises never materialize. My admiration was still bubbling within me these past lonely days.

Truthfully, and undoubtedly, I can fool anyone but I cannot fool myself. I would be a great liar if I uttered that I'm not in love with you. No matter what you think or say, all I can say is; I really love you with all my heart and I will not hesitate if you will give me just a little time to prove my feelings of endearment and to prove to you that I'm deserving of your feelings, from your heart.

My dearly beloved, you became so honorable in my eyes, like a precious gem, counted with extremely good intellectual reasoning makes me emotionally struck and speechless.

The above-stated utterances and delightful contemplation of something worthy is inexpressible on my part because I was made to understa(励志哥 www.lizhige.vip)nd such sublime and noble qualities are inherent with you.<

br> I am very serious now in telling you that I can no longer endure such extreme anxiety and sleepless nights that I am experiencing right of this moment.

Since I met you I felt I was living in a new and wonderful world, full of love. And the sun is brighter, the pastures became greener and everything I do was magnificent. You should inculcate and instill in your mind that"I cherish you so much". Such love, like everything, deserves to be given much attention and care in order to grow more and more.

Love always,

Jayr

战士的最后一封情书---最感人的情书Dear Jarmar,世间最浪漫的文字 史上最伟大的10封英文情书Forever and EverLove Of My LifeA Love I Will Never ForgetThe Happiest I've Ever Been.Thank You For Your LoveTo: Andrew ~ From: Jovia Dear Andrew,It's now been three yeaTo Prince Perfect

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